I had a joke to go with this, but the converting power of pogs has turned me into a christian and now it just doesn’t feel right to say that Jesus was crucified with these two other dudes because they lost the pogs tournament of AD 33.
I’ve never tried alligator meat, and I don’t know if anyone actually makes sandwiches with it, but they should. Also, please note the stupid look on the animal’s face. It is stupid.
Finally, I have returned to songs less than a minute. This old man really likes surfing and green shorts. And hopefully dying, because that’s what’s implied is about to happen to him very soon.
I haven’t recorded a pog song in a while, and part of the reason why is that I’ve had some equipment problems, but the main reason is that I’ve been focused on remixing all the songs on this album called “By Harry Stephen Keeler.”
http://drtweenusgonzo.bandcamp.com/album/by-harry-stephen-keeler
If you are unfamiliar with the writings of Harry Stephen Keeler, you should check him out. He’s definitely not for everybody, but he’s hilarious, and brilliant, and his novels and writing style are totally insane. Absolutely one of my favorite writers. So I wrote some songs about some of his short stories. The album is of course set to “name your price” with no minimum price, and and the download comes with a .doc containing the short stories I’m singing about. You can listen to them, you can read them, or you can just totally ignore this post. I will record another pog song soon. After spending so much time on 13 songs, I’m looking forward to spending as little time as possible on as many songs as possible.
I didn’t notice this until I was finished with the video, but what’s the deal with the “m”? Is that some symbol I am unfamiliar with, or is it the most poorly drawn “m” of all time?
Also, yes, computer nerds actually do let plants grow from their heads. Well spotted, Cyberdudes #5.
It just has to be scared of the slammers.
I like pogs with images of literal interpretations of common colloquialisms. It’s like so…I don’t know. Pogs are dumb.
Also, this tongue tied fellow looks a bit like this other fellow on a previous pog song, so I put them together in the picture.
Imagine the giant copper woman that gave birth to the Statue of Liberty. What happened to her?
No one pops their knuckles this way, stupid monster. It would be horribly inefficient. You’d be more likely to break fingers than to crack any knuckles. Silly monster…
So, there’s a Planet X, and I guess there’s aliens painting shit like this on the walls of their caves?
None of the body parts in the picture are connected either. Bad, caveman alien painter. Bad.
